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• 9 hours ago
  Gonna be honest right now; some of the stuff that happened in The Stand I wouldn't mind.
• 9 hours ago
  My sex education class probably made me infinitely worse at sex.
• 24 May 2013
  I don't trust anyone who wears more than one leather bracelet at a time.
• 23 May 2013
  Today's a real "Cheeto dust sticking to tears" day.