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• 8 hours ago
  Today's a real "Cheeto dust sticking to tears" day.
• 11 hours ago
  @gamespite @DanStapleton It'll be a bright day people realize they can own more than one video game system.
• 12 hours ago
  If you ever need proof I wasted my life, look at the number of times I wrote "Battletoads" in the essay, "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
• 12 hours ago
  If the rebels blew up your Death Star in five minutes, maybe don't build another.